Total Medals Earned: 580 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,130 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 1/22 (10/515 points)
Complete the tutorial
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Medals Earned: 3/21 (35/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
Find the hidden button
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/13 (25/320 points)
Do you have the guts to start play?
Infect your first PC!
Win a gold cup!
Code 50 viruses!
Build
Code 200 viruses!
Build 200 turrets!
Complete the game.
Code 500 viruses!
Build 500 turrets!
Complete the game with at least all silver cups.
Upgrade everything at maximum level.
Complete the game with all gold cups.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Read the instructions
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE